Conversation between Me and Sandhya (Name changed on Request)… Changed to Sandhya (the girl in my last night’s dream), out of sheer desire.

BTW lucky girl Sandhya has been sent by her company for a year long work assignment in US.


Sandhya: hello

Me: hello. wat happened? u up so late? bed bugs in ur bed?

Sandhya: arey bas neend nahi aa rahi thi.

Me: yea i knw. they made u stay in a filthy place infested with bed bugs right?

Sandhya: aisa kuch nahi hai. aise hi bore ho rahi thi. are koi english movie ka naam batao na dekhne ke liye

Me: well… have been into watching jim carrey movies lately. i cud recommend sm

Sandhya: bata do. i hope netflix par milengi.

Me: oh netflix haan… main to… www.download-bad-resolution-hacked-movies.com se free mein download karta hoon

Sandhya: that site is not opening

Me: arey firse try karo

Sandhya: not working

Me: yaar yeh bhi koi site ka naam ho sakta hai kya? tumne bataya ki tum netflix se ORIGINAL movies download kar ke dekhti ho to maine kaha main free mein dekhta hoon… bad resolution waali…is site pe :-p. dear aisi koi site nahi hai. was just a joke

Sandhya: :-p hahaha. Waise bahut ganda sense of humour tha :-p

Me: achcha? kuchbhi… waise bhi it wasnt any sense of humour… india mein rehne waalon ki dukh bhari kahani ka saransh hai ye. hum kahan se afford kar sakte hai netflix! upar se net connection ki lagi padi rehti hai woh alag!

Sandhya: ohh aisa kya. hmm main bhi 2 hafte phle wahin rehti thi. wahan bahut jyada cheejein hoti hai karne ke liye

Me: watever it is. abhi ek saal k liye tum US mein ho aur burgers aur cheese khaogi. hum yahan masala dosa aur idli :(

Sandhya: muzhe india aakar bhi nahi khana woh sab to

Me: kya baat kar rahi ho

Sandhya: aur kya

Me: yahan pe log to marte hai… oily french fries aur fatty cheese burgers khane ke liye mcdonalds mein

Sandhya: i dont like yeh sari cheejein

Me: bus hum nahi khate kyunki humare paas itne paise nahi ki ameeron ki aadatein lagwa sakte

Sandhya: hahaha

Me: yeh amriki log toh aagaye india mein mcdonalds aur subway leke. par rates to wohi ke hai… india ka bhooka nanga aadmi kahan se afford kar payega. isliye masala dosa aur idli khana padta hai

Sandhya: dekho its ok. dont b so frustated

Me: kuch logon k naseeb mein to utna bhi nahi hai!

Sandhya: sab theek ho jayega :)

Me: kya theek ho jayega? kya india america ke jaisa ban jayega? yesterday a frnd called, and he was like… i dont like india. i dnt want to live and waste all my life here

Sandhya: yahan pe bhi kya hai

Me: aur bol raha tha… the money i spend on my lifestyle here in Mumbai i can live a great life in singapore with it. india dsnt give me VALUE FOR MONEY! main bolne hi waala tha… teri maa ki…

Sandhya: hmm

Me: I mean… teri maa ki… saari zindagi yahan beeti hai tujhe paal pos ke bada karne mein. tujhe jo mila ye… khana…kapda…makan… yahan tak ki teri yeh soch bhi… woh india se hi mili hai… par maine socha…rehne do… do din bahar jayega khud samajh jayega…Sandhya ki tarah…

Sandhya: oye chal main aisi bilkul nahi hoon. i m very good. itna kyun suna rahe ho tum muzhe maine kya kiya :(

Me: arey i said ki tu bhi samajh gayi hai na… ki america mein kuch bhi nahi rakha hai… bas aisi hi yaar…kal uski batein suni to matha thoda sanka

Sandhya: I can understand

Me: main aisa bilkul nahi keh raha ki India se bahar mat jao… duniya dekhni zaroori hai… tab pata chalta hai ki india mein abhi kitna karna baaki hai… par har koi bahar jayega… specially sab padhe likhe log jo value for money ke hifi calculations kar sakte hai toh bhai india mein kaun cheejein sudharega? Fir unke par pote india aake kahenge… wat a waste of life it is to be in india.

Sandhya: hmm

Me: obviously hum sabko haq hai ki hum humare liye… humari family ke liye ek behtar life choose kare. par humein yaad rakhna chahiye ki hum jo bhi hain who un logo ke wajah se bhi hai jo din raat kaam karke humare ghar banate hai… bade bade chamkeele offices banate hai… kisaan anaaj khilate hai humein… aur khud bhooke so jaate hai. unke liye bhi kuch karna chahiye humein…

Sandhya: sahi keh rahe ho

Me: yaar bhale hi india ke liye kuch mat karo… Somalia jao par kuch toh karo. Bas achchi lifestyle ke peeche kab tak bhagenge hum sab…

Sandhya: haan yaar main to jaldi hi india wapas aane wali hoon. wahin pe apna desh hai. wahin achcha lagta hai

Me: :). newez nw i feel this has turned out to be a nice chat. i am going to put this on my blog. with ur name ok? :P

Sandhya: i will kill u

Me: ismein kya hai yaar. ditto thode hi daalunga. kuch achchi baatein bhi likh dunga. jo tumne india ke baarein mein kahi hai. dekho yaar agar mein sada sa lekh likh dunga patriotism and brain drain ke baarein mein to koi bhi nahi padhega. but if i write… “Access to a late night chat between a girl and a boy” as my post title, saare log padhenge. atleast do baatein seekh lenge tumse. :)

Sandhya: hmm sahi baat hai. tumhari bhadaas nikal gayi hogi na

Me: yes :)

Sandhya: puri… kitna sunaya tumne mujhe…

Me: arey kahan sunaya. Bas man mein jo aya bol raha tha. aur tum abhi tak jagi ho? Sone nahi jaana… nw m totally sure there are big bed bugs out there.

Sandhya: hmm kind of

Me: see the truth has come out!!! It always does.  kahin padha tha.. truth is like pregnancy… it shows up one day!

Sandhya: hmm :). frm whr do u get these quotes

Me: dumb-quotes-to-impress-girls.com

Sandhya: hahaha. no girl with bit of mind gets impressed with these kind of quotes btw

Me: oh… thts y i was wondering why the site now redirects to dumb-quotes-2-impress-dumb-girls.com

Sandhya: hahahaha

Me: see they work…

Sandhya: good way to fool urself :)