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Google April Fools fools |
If you think that in this new IT age Google is God (or vice versa) and can do anything, you better believe for it. But yet not all that Google tells you to :P. Today I logged on to Gmail and noticed some new FREE service offered by Google.
They call it the Gmail Paper. According to Google:
You can request a physical copy of any email for FREE in your Gmail inbox with the click of a button
Google will print all messages instantly and prepare them for delivery. Allow 2-4 business days for a parcel to arrive via post.
Photo attachments are printed on high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip. MP3 and WAV files will not be printed. We recommend maintaining copies of your non-paper Gmail in these cases.
You can make us print one, one thousand, or one hundred thousand of your emails. It’s whatever seems reasonable to you.
Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment.
After being exposed to bizarre April Fool Pranks all day, like one local daily claiming that Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai had married secretly overnight and published a photoshop edited pic of the marriage, I guess I quite very much knew on how to react to this prank by Google… I just burst out laughing. It was soon that many of my friends thought it was all true and instantly posted it on their blogs appreciating this effort by Google.
Had they known about Google’s new FREE 8Mbps Broadband Service TiSP that will require your Toilet to access, they did really know what a fool Google was trying to make out of them.
Hey have a look at the system specs for acquiring TiSP access:
Windows XP/Vista (Mac and Linux support coming soon)
Internet Explorer 6.0+ or Firefox 1.5+ with the Google Toolbar
Round-front or elongated toilet providing at least 1.0 gallons per flush
Use of automatic toilet bowl cleaners is not recommended
Haha… And you couldnt let yourself leave without having a look at these amazing installation pics that Google has on their site.
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Indian Cricket Team after World Cup 2007 |
After India has been shown the back door in this world cup, I have been enjoying a lot of funny sms jokes and email forwards on the Indian Cricket Team. Along with me many cricket fans are expressing their grief with comedy. As for the players themselves, they may not find any of it funny.
Here is one email forward that is making rounds on the net… :P
Indian Team after World Cup 2007:
Lets do it in the batting order: ;)
Virendra Sehwag
Robin Uthappa
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10 most funny car commercials |
Was browsing my friend Maltesh’s blog and found an amusing Porsche commercial video. Certainly my best of this pack. In a few moments after watching the video, I was crazily youtubing and hooked to watching more and more car commercials on youtube. After running down about 50 odd ones… here are my Top 10 videos :)
10. The irresistible VIOS – You will want one
A really funny car commercial. So the next time you see a VIOS… just beware!
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Firefox Bus |
A firefox bus that shows you sites… (uh! Not websites. Lolz!)
Even if there is no promising internet connection in the smaller villages of India, browsers are all over the place! ;)
Check out these pics…
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Funny Haircut! Lol! |
Found this via… DI
The guy with this hillarious haircut is dressed in the reverse. Cool one though… but not one most of us would like to try on i guess… lolz… But certainly the most innovative haircut ever!
Please visit Funny Commercials for interesting funny commercials, funny ads and funny videos.
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Avatars of Billa Tokri |
Meet Billa Tokri, a prime crime suspect in many forgery, fraud and theft cases. (Hehe… a fictitious character for blogging purpose only. I don’t know any such criminal… lol!).
With Hrithink Roshan making dhoom in Dhoom 2 with his various disguises, why shouldn’t Billa Tokri? ;)
Ultimate Flash Face - an online tool which gives you everything that you will need to sketch any face. You can style your sketch with different hair, eyes, eyebrows, glasses, moustaches, etc. The site also gives you an option to save or print your final sketch.
Ok did I forget Billa Tokri? Haha nah! Bald and clean shaven, this is how he looks like:
So by maintaining face elements like head, eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth and jaw and varying only hair, glasses, moustache and beard in the software I managed some pretty good disguises for this guy! Check out his new avatars… The police are still on the chase… ;)
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Beedi Jalayi Le in IIT ishtyle |
Found this amazing video of Omkara song Beedi Jalayi Le. Video by IIT Delhi guys! Creative! :)
Please visit Funny Commercials for many more interesting funny commercials, funny ads and funny videos.
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Mona Lisa Makeover |
The Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci is perhaps the world’s most famous masterpiece. Today, graphics designers have left nothing behind to play around with this 500 year painting. Here are a few of them.. enjoy! :)
Mona Lisa Tours India:
More Tours…
Mona Lisa Tours America
Mona Lisa Tours Africa
And there is some more online stuff I googled out…
Mona Lips-Synch:
Make Mona show scorn, fright, aggression, disappointment, satisfaction, disgust, happiness, and surprise….
http://www.megamonalisa.com: The biggest online Mona Lisa gallery with all the Mona Lisa’s you could ever imagine. There are celebrity Mona Lisas, Mona Lisas for guys to ogle at ;) and some real scary Mona Lisas too. Here are a couple of pics from the site: Mona Hitler, Mona Lewinsky
Excited?? Wanna do smthing yourself…? Then dont miss this, follow the lnk below!
Making Over Mona:
Give a little beauty treatment to your Mona Lisa. Some Botox here, some Collagen there, and she’ll be looking centuries younger in no time promises Apothia beauty products, sponsor of this makeover-for-the-old-lady time killer.
And guys.. dont indulge in too much of a surgery here… See it and know that I mean ;) lol!
The last thing that Mona Lisa would want if she was alive… is that, she wasnt!
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Can you read this? |
One interesting forward from my mail.
Can you read the text from the image below?
Ok if you cant, then try this:
1. Pull the corners of the eyes as though you were chinese.
OR
2. Close your eyes almost 90%.
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Why is Melissa Theuriau the highest paid French News Reader??? |
Finished ogling over the photos? See I can read your mind! :) Who can’t, when you have photos of an oomphatic news reader right on your otherwise hebetudinous monitor screen, there is nothing else that can be on your mind! There is no second thought on why she shouldn’t be the highest paid French News Reader! Her photos speak for themselves.
Guys take your time…. I can wait over for my time for a say…. ;)
Want more???
Done? Melissa Theuriau is an anchor for the French channel LCI which is a 24 hour news channel. I’m not sure if she has a fashion coordinator or if she picks her own clothes, but she always seems to show up in something new and inviting daily. Not only do her clothes change, but so does her hair, with a new style. She is surely one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, too good to be real. Undoubtedly qualifies as my latest Crussssssh!!! :P
Here is a video of hers… for all you guys to ogle: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zuGtjEYrrUg
It will be hard time convincing someone standing besides you, that you are actually listening to French news.
This is one dedicated website on her: http://www.melissa-theuriau.fr/en.html
Enjoy!
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