Why infants like me dont like to go for weddings… Aseem N wrote this at 8:29 am • Filed under I, Me and Myself, General •

After a hectic schedule on a business trip and flying from Sydney to New York, moving ahead to London and then back to Washington, I took the next flight to Sitapur and then moved to Belarampur in a private jet, only to suddenly wake up out of the dreamy little sleep I had managed to get in the train after a sleepless and tiring weekend. I immediately checked for the existence of my luggage stuffed with stinking socks and briefs, few unwashed clothes, a kurta apt for my cousin’s wedding (that costed me as much as Bill Gate’s new house in Los Angeles) and a few hand grenades and time bombs (these railways just have no security in place!). So I cudnt afford to sleep and leave my baggage to the mercy of a thief… I had to be the watch dog!

On reaching Pune my Mom launched a full fledged ballistic missile attack of 2-3 Prithvi missiles and a few more of the Agni range. How the hell could a 22 year old mature adult forget to carry footwear for a wedding and walk in with only sports shoes? While his travel bag stinked like one those tabelas in bihar he needs to be readmitted in atleast Class I or even worse in Kindergarten if he wiped his running nose on his t-shirt ever again. So without being entitled for a much awaited sleep I was sent to shop… I felt frustrated like an innocent guy who is jailed for 14yrs and on release is sent to prison again, just because he didn’t salute the jailor. That’s how life treats you sometimes…

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The best night I had with a guy! Aseem N wrote this at 9:09 am • Filed under I, Me and Myself •

We did it in taxis and rickshaws, in barely lit smoke filled rooms, on wooden chairs and on cozy couches, also at romantic sea side spots, not to forget in cafes with deafening music which got our hearts beating even faster. And yea shamelessly… to be honest a little more than even shamelessly we did it in five star hotels all night. Kya mamu? Bheje mein kya soch rahela hai? Tension nahi lene ka re mamu. Apun ekdum seedhi baat kar rahela hai. English mein bole to apun bilkul eshtrate hai. Ekdum bapu ki lathi ki mafik! Hehe Ok… I know you must be feeling as clueless and confused as a Salman Khan in a discussion of the effects of dollar appreciation and depreciation on the Bulgarian economy. Well let me tell you in the simplest of words… for which you will need a little of…

Flashback: We had a nasty college gang. Remember Eagles from the movie Josh? Just like one of those… with cool thick leather jackets, fast bikes, supercool apparels like chains hanging all over our body… falana falana! You don’t have to believe me on all that! But yes we were atleast those few small-time brats in college who bunked lectures and sat all day in canteen drinking slice and maaza and never paid the canteen fella for whatever we picked up from his little store. The last thing that I heard about him was that he tried committing a suicide from the top of our college’s administrative building as he had landed up in huge debts because of the poor business he made in our college. No wonder! Yes so we were those troublesome guys who never informed at home and left with our bikes for niteouts to explore the ever so beautiful Goa, which we realised that it unfortunately lays inside 5 star resorts… where you also get to drink for free Tropicana juice from tetra packs left as leftovers at the beachside parties… You don’t need to be as shameful as Rakhi Sawant for doing it. Get in with a gang of as many as you can and order just one hundred buck coffee. You get to play carrom, watch movies on a plasma TV, use their bedroom-like-washrooms and ofcourse brag to the Bichchu gang that you stayed in a 5 star resort last night!

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