The best night I had with a guy!

We did it in taxis and rickshaws, in barely lit smoke filled rooms, on wooden chairs and on cozy couches, also at romantic sea side spots, not to forget in cafes with deafening music which got our hearts beating even faster. And yea shamelessly… to be honest a little more than even shamelessly we did it in five star hotels all night. Kya mamu? Bheje mein kya soch rahela hai? Tension nahi lene ka re mamu. Apun ekdum seedhi baat kar rahela hai. English mein bole to apun bilkul eshtrate hai. Ekdum bapu ki lathi ki mafik! Hehe Ok… I know you must be feeling as clueless and confused as a Salman Khan in a discussion of the effects of dollar appreciation and depreciation on the Bulgarian economy. Well let me tell you in the simplest of words… for which you will need a little bit of…

Flashback: We had a nasty college gang. Remember Eagles from the movie Josh? Just like one of those… [continue reading...]

Drink like a MAN and not like a LOSER

Dear Someone,

DRINK LIKE A MAN AND NOT LIKE A LOSER!!!

Please. For your own good.

From

Someone who cares for you…

Yana ka gaana nahi chahiye!

Venue: Canteen of one of India’s Biggest Software Companies

Time: Tea break (Officially anytime between lunch to dinner)

Scene: A beautiful HR executive is sipping her tea while giving a frustrated look to a Yana Gupta song being shown on News 24 (Newly joined the league and has undoubtedly lived upto the reputation of over-exaggerated hindi news channels). No mention required of those frustrated IT coolies sitting around and watching the television with utmost concentration [:p] (Very precisely their only source of entertainment).

Act: The beautiful HR executive yells (I am unsure of what to highlight – beautiful or yells [;-)])… from a distance, at the canteen incharge… with a strong voice just like one of those mahila mandal’s morcha leads… “Humein Yana ka gaana nahi chahiye!!!”. Oh did that rhyme? [continue reading...]

A journey from Goregaon to Mount Mary Church, Bandstand

Sometimes you have a lot of frustration and anger inside you… so how do you vent it out? Anger management? Count 1 to 100 and back? Or you prefer to go back to your A…B…C…D…??? Well I have found a way that works for me. Just keep walking, whatever the time, whatever the place… Haha.

Yesterday night went for a late night show of One Two Three (pathetic movie!). Paid 200 bucks for a seat at Cinemax, Andheri. And that’s why the frustration! :p Or was it that April Fool prank that I got fooled by and I couldn’t take it? Haha. Or maybe it was something else! For whatever it was, I didn’t know how to control the angry me. Angry with something, angry with someone. So I did what I felt was right to do at that moment. At 2:00 am when I reached back home, I emptied my wallet (credit card, debit cards, too much cash, etc :p) while kept a few bucks and an ID proof with me and left home. Left to go where? Don’t know. As I walked away, something inside told me that I could go on and on. And there was nothing that could stop me. I didn’t want to. Even if I could.

Walking speedily and talking to myself in a way that I never did, I was in a hurry to go somewhere. [continue reading...]

To Love Is To Not Expect

To love is to not expect.

To love is to not expect.

To love is to not expect.

To love is to not expect.

To love is to not expect.

Yes I always believed in it. And it feels all so guilty to catch yourself red-handed expecting what you arnt supposed to (Or maybe you can?). Nevermind. Period.

Had forgotten this little line I always preached to others. Just needed a self drill.



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